God bless the twisted sense of humor of Matthew Inman and his website, The Oatmeal.com.
This particularly hilarious comic, and argument for an improved movie theater layout, was recently brought to my attention (click image for larger version at TheOatmeal.com):
The only thing I disagree with — sitting next to elderly folks. I once sat in front of an old lady who loudly reiterated every single line of dialogue to her deaf husband, for the ENTIRE movie.
INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER!