‘Fright Night’ is for real

‘Fright Night’ is for real

A couple of years ago, I wrote an open letter to the TV and movie vampires of the world. That’s definitely worth a quick read, but if you’re pressed for time, it can be summarized by a simple question: If blood is so tasty, then why do you leave so much of...
Dear TV and Movie Vampires

Dear TV and Movie Vampires

Dear TV and Movie Vampires: As mesmerized as I am by your moonlit adventures, I continue to be confused by several aspects of your behavior. Most notably: Why do you have so much blood on your face?! I get it. You love blood. It’s colorful, iron-licious,...